The Island (Michael Bay 2005)

14 08 2006

In The Island, Ewan MacGregor, Scarlett Johansson and a bloke out of Voyager without his rubber head on play dimwitted clones of real rich people, created to provide spare parts for their real-life counterparts.

Which is ironic, seeing as this is a clone of Minority Report cobbled together out of spare parts from other, better films.

The fact that one of those fims is Logan’s Run (yikes!) says it all.

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red top, no soul

14 08 2006

Today’s Daily Mirror front page headline:

“MY LOVE FOR TERROR SUSPECT”

In tabloid Britain, even terrorists have WAGs.

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Yesterday’s Sunday Sport front page:

INSIDE: TERROR SUSPECT’S MODEL SISTER – TOPLESS!

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Someday I may claw my own eyes out in WHSmiths.